Pyongyang Hotel in Pyongyang

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  CrestResidence

  :: 22 June 2018 22:47:24

  I stayed at this hotel, it was amazing. the torture chamber was an interesting experience. there was no wifi but i could get on a PC that dated from 1997 with all NK websites included. it took 1 minutes to load one page but it really gave me the NK experience i wanted. Minecraft ran with 0.4 FPS. rooms are cheap AF i hope my money goes to Kim and not the stupid peasants that were around there, they were the only downside of this, sad!

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  Maeeen _

  :: 13 June 2018 18:18:34

  Very nice hotel, Kim Jung Un was very friendly, but he threaten me a lot of times of killing me with a nuclear bomb, even if it was his country. It's very nice and I had a good time there. Thank You Mister Kim Jung Un AKA Our Great Leader!

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  Adolphin

  :: 04 June 2018 21:02:23

  Wonderful Hotel and good service. 3 stars because I found Michelle Obama strapped to a cross in the bathroom

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  Grant Peterson

  :: 25 May 2018 22:39:22

  Before I went to the hotel a soldier told me that Kim Jong Un was going to marry the last person to enter the hotel that night. I did not listen to his advice. I regret my life choices. In lighter news the divorce is coming in the mail.

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  Saroph

  :: 01 December 2017 14:11:16

  This hotel was magnificent, beautiful scenery of putrid, polluted water being bathed in light by the sun in the morning. The service was great, god do those kids know how to work a building, and my heart. Kim even came to visit, he really gave those kids a whipping for not working at their maximum potential. He then took a few of them away with him, followed by some officers. I wonder why? Oh, and the food was amazing. I never had fried shrimp-dick before! A downside was that everyone was looking at me like I was a criminal or something though. Overall a 10/10 experience, I would definitely go again!