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Pyongyang, Nordkorea
Contacts phone: +850
Latitude: 39.0405019, Longitude: 125.7657649
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D M
::Total decent handy's and beejay's at the good ole Pleasure Ground. Less teeth next time ladies! I know you're starving but geesh! I wanna give Kim Jung Un a facial!
Joshua Bohannon
::It turns out getting across the DMZ isn't that easy. My mom always told me I should think things out before I act, but that didn't stop me from parachuting in. Apparently, North Koreans aren't too keen on Americans coming over uninvited. Moments before I was to die via firing squad, their fearless leader intervened as to further inquire about my motives. I explained sincerely my pursuit of happiness and my hopes for this pleasure ground. Kim chuckled softly and reached out to caress my face. He smiled and explained the mistranslation. I was then invited to be a guest in his home. K-dog showed me his tank and his favorite enslaved lovers and expressed his hate for Seth Rogen multiple times. I think I convinced him to stop his missile testing program as a show of good faith to the world but only time will tell. It's just a crappy playground, btw
conrad hyde
::quite pleasurable and worth the trip, it is only 4 stars, as you can get the same experience by going to your nearby leisure centre.
Michael Naughton
::I love this pleasure park so much! The food and service was great! The supreme leader himself made an appearance to blow me. It truly was the best time ever!
BENJAMIN FOTIOU
::A people's pleasure park? Contrary to the inviting picture on the place marker with the swing set, this was just a massive nuclear reactor that was spraying waste everywhere. That's probably how they supply all of the liquids in this great country. Fun place to be.