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Pyongyang, North Korea
Contacts phone: +850
Latitude: 39.0395952, Longitude: 125.7810649
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Devin Curtis
::Absolutely amazing water park. First, I got to ride with the dear supreme leader kim Jong un on his new nuclear weapons ride. Then, I decided to take my youngest child on a slide after I rode with kim Jong un. I reached the top of the stairs when suddenly a guard didn't liked how I was looking at him so he grabbed my son and bit off two of his fingers. Then, he grabbed him by the legs hanging the little devil upside down and yanked extremely hard splitting his body in half. After that, he threw one half off the edge and saved the other for a feast with the city he's from. At the end of the day it was worth going here because I got to ride with the supreme leader even though it cost my child but ya know I can always have kim help me make another one.
Camp Cringe
::I enjoyed scavenging here for fresh water! It was so much fun! My favourite ride was the Shooting Red Star! I loved how there was propoganda everywhere, even underwater! This is the BEST WATERPARK EVER! (Way better than The Mick Mouse Land)
Mackenzie A.
::I had a great time! It was super interactive and it only cost my left toe and first born child for entry! The water was really unique! It was glowing green and when I got back home I found out that I had grown a new toe! They must have known that the water would regenerate my toe or else they wouldn't have taken it.
Real Life Gnome Sightings
::Excellent place! Got to go down the slides for the supreme leader and the soldiers on patrol surely keep everything nice and calm. I am only 12 but they said that I was more than welcome to Join! They also said my age was “sweet and delectable. “ So I will be meeting up under the water slides later to see them and they promised me a huge surprise! I would give it 10 stars if I could!
Jon Andersen
::The slide was amazing. The spinning blades and sharks are a fine addition, although they did cost me one of my arms. Thankfully a few bandages fixed the issue, and a nearby stick made a good arm. The guards shooting me were a nice touch. I’m going to the fair next. Really fun except for losing my arm, which unfortunately kept it from 5 stars.